You keep on trying. You're not gonna get it.

Macaroni woman

I loved her fleshiness. Now she's just another Hollywood Twiglet.

Anje, babe, you're not better looking when you are a skinny living corpse.

Brad & Angelina having problems in bedroom?

Angelina, you're not fooling anyone.

Julia Roberts Receives Award

Sometimes a little pat on the shoulder can make all the difference.

Madonna incurs wrath of the rabbis.

Things she did on her holiday.

The Rider

Most actors who have main roles also have lengthy contracts detailing exactly their terms and conditions of their participation in a film. These are known as "riders" and "adds something to an insurance policy or piece of legislaton. In this case, the employment of a star.

Here is an example Diane Lane's Riders